If you are a dumbass, you need to own it.
Just say it.
Get a damn shirt and let me know so I don't even have to waste time trying to figure it out...
I can help you identify or disqualify yourself as a dumbass. Ready? Answer yes or no...no maybe or sometimes allowed. Commit to a yes or no.
Do you still get confused as to which form of your or you're to use?
Do you think it's acceptable that Bush said 'nuc-u-lar' as opposed to 'nuclear'?
Do you have any electronic device in your home blinking '12:00'?
Do you think that ordering a diet soda negates the fact that you super sized your meal?
Do you think stop signs are actually code for Softly Tap On Pedal?
Do you watch Glenn Beck and feel enlightened?
Do you post lots of pictures on facebook that include kitties and captions?
Do you drive a Prius?
Do you have a pet that you are making payments on?
Do you think that text spelling is acceptable in any other forum?
Do you think margarine is butter?
Do you wash your dishes before you put them in the dishwasher?
Do you think that the world is really going to end on December 21, 2012?
If you said yes to at least two of these, you are a dumbass.
Hey, I just ask the questions!
Don't get mad at the messenger, honey...
just worry about the message ;)
