There's a penis on my Nickelodeon show!

So, that weird picture is Muno, from Yo Gabba Gabba!, a show on Nickelodeon aimed at preschoolers.

I KNOW I am not the only person that sees this for what it is.  It is totally a penis thing...a one eyed monster...a french tickler...

Why?  Isn't the freaky-deaky dude in a spandex onesie enough to keep us rubber-necking parents glued to the tube?  Yes, he is....but adding Muno just takes it to a whole 'notha level of creepiness.

And then some of the songs...God help us.  "There's a party in my tummy"?  Or maybe my mind is totally perverted and I am making something lovely and innocent ugly and gross...

What about other song that makes me scowl and wonder how many pedophiles are on the creative staff for this show...the lyrics go a little something like this(well, EXACTLY like this, I googled it)...

"Try it. You’ll like it.
Try it. You’re gonna like it.

I know it’s new, and you’ve never tasted it.
You’ll just have to trust in me.
Just give it a try."

Whatcha tastin' there, darlin'?  Do we even want to know?  Am I totally fucked in the head or is Nickelodeon just prepping my kids for some sort of sick pedophile fest?  I don't know...but I'm watchin'.