Thursday, April 5, 2012

Shitty blogger, awesome facebooker!

So, I apparently am a shitty blogger...I'm thinking that blogging should be something like keeping a diary.  I don't have to do it every day, for damn sure...maybe not even every week...but I suppose every month would be a realistic goal.  I'll work on it.

So much has happened since October, which is the last time I blogged.  Nothing of major importance or consequence...just the day to day stuff of being a mom, wife, and me :o)

I have been thinking a lot about facebook...I feel like it's not as it should be for me.  I want to just go all crazy and rant and say whatever the hell I like.  Isn't that sorta the idea behind it?  Well, I have "people" I need to take into account...mostly the stupid ass dippy doodles who are pissing me off and also happen to be my 'friends' on facebook.  This may lead you to wonder why the hell I'm friends with a bunch of morons who are just workin' my nerves.  Honey, I wonder that same thing too!!!

The answer is just too simple...I am related to a lot of these people and when they "friend" me, I feel obligated to click ok.  How do you not do it?  People will ASK why you didn't accept their friend request!  Ballsy, I know.

If I request someone as a friend and they don't oblige, I am pissed off and don't give a shit why they ignored me.  I just know they will be added to my list...that list being my shit list. 

There are other people too, added for any plethora of reasons.  In the end, once you have someone on your friend list, they are there to stay for at least a while.  I have only ever deleted a few people, and that was with much guilt.  They were either LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME or totally offensive.  And I deleted them without any explanation.  No warnings from this bitchy blogger.

I have seen quite a few people post a note warning us all that they are going through their list and eliminating the riff-raff.  Some even ask why they should keep you.  Really?  If your list is that full of jackholes, you should probably just delete facebook altogether.

I do enjoy my facebook though, so don't think I'm all sour grapes and raging estrogen.  I love me some Farmville and Words with Friends.  I loooove to see current pictures of people who used to intimidate me with all their loveliness only to turn into another middle aged doofus.  It's an awesome thing to see the current events in the lives of those important to me even when they are thousands of miles away.  And who doesn't like joining all those silly ass pages..."when I was younger I would record my favorite songs off the radio onto tape" or "when I read your status, I mentally correct your grammar mistakes".  Ahhh, the depth of my internet wanderings is astounding.

It's sort of sad that I have all this at my fingertips and don't use it for bigger and better things.  I don't really have any clue what this insane housewife could accomplish, but surely it's got to be more than what I've done thus far.  Hell, suggestions are welcome.  Now, I need to sign off and go check my facebook updates.

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