I don't know how I am going to do it, but I have decided to learn how to manipulate time. It's on my 'to-do' list....so I will get to it..............................................eventually.
There are soooo many reasons I want to do it....need to do it....but it's mostly just so I can sleep for about 18 hours straight and not feel guilty or have anyone feel the need to bug me. If I can manipulate the space time continuum, surely everyone would appreciate that and allow me oodles of uninterrupted sleepy time. Right?
I suppose there are other things that could be done with such power...
-track down Hitler as a youth and send him to live in the African bush.
-let OJ's ex-wife know he is on the way over for an unexpected visit.
-get in touch with Janet Jackson and suggest a new outfit for the Super Bowl.
-send a note to Al Gore to check into how hanging chads can be avoided.
-go ahead a few decades and see if I can get wind of the cure for cancer...or at least the common cold.
There are so many important, admirable things I could do. Truly.
But I would seriously be happy to just be able to squeeze even just two more hours into each of my days so I can still run PTO meetings and events, lead the Girl Scout troop, participate in all aspects of Relay for Life....oh, and work, get my kids to and from school, as well as washed, clothed and fed...clean the house and the dishes...BLOG...do the shopping...find time to smile at my husband...and take a potty break every so often. And after all that, get my oodles of sleep that I am so desperately wanting.
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